HoroSmoke: January

Arkansas Cannabis Times presents HoroSmoke: a monthly horoscope that explains how the stars align with smoking.

By Isabella Wisinger

All photos courtesy of iStock.

If you’re an amateur astrologer (and who isn’t, these days?) and a user of medical marijuana, this series was created with you in mind. Each month, the Arkansas Cannabis Times will discuss the planetary movements that are impacting your star sign and guide you through the cosmic shifts that affect your relationship with the cannabis plant.

ARIES 

Take your foot off the gas, Aries. 2025 begins with a Mars retrograde that will influence you heavily as a Mars-ruled zodiac. Resist impulsive decision making and prioritize patience, because this is a time where your temper may have especially disastrous effects. Beware when the sun opposes Mars on the 15th, potentially igniting conflict. We suggest you utilize your medical stash well this month whenever you feel close to a conniption, and practice the art of a pregnant pause before responding. It’s not all mood and gloom, though- your luck changes for the better when the sun moves into Aquarius on the 19th, bringing fresh energy into your social life.

TAURUS

You’re feeling prosperous this month, Taurus. Venus and Mars transits in January will be favorable for you, giving you many opportunities to have fun with friends and stay busy. Whether it’s a date or a party invitation, this is a time to say YES. Just make sure you don’t overspend when Venus squares Jupiter on the 14th! The beginning of Aquarius season mid-month will also be a fortuitous time for your career. We suggest sticking to sativa strains that will keep you feeling focused this January- you’ll be making big moves.

GEMINI

This month is all about money, Gemini. Specifically, being responsible with your money. Mercury moves into your 8th house of taxes and shared resources on the 8th- coincidence? We think not! Now is the perfect time to analyze whether your current budget is still working for you, pay outstanding bills, and keep an eye on your credit card statements. The more energy you invest in your financial hygiene, the more blessings will accumulate. We think prudent spending on medical marijuana is key- make sure you’ve finished using up your last prescription purchase before stocking up on anything new, and look for deals at your dispensary of choice.

CANCER

Mars re-entered your sign on the 6th, giving you the gumption you need to re-establish some boundaries, Cancer. The full moon in your sign on the 13th lends clarity to your emotions and power to your communication. Now is a good time to speak your needs and wants to the people around you. Have you been balancing give and take in your relationships, or have the scales dipped too far in either direction? If you’re been overextending yourself to others, we recommend a cozy night in on the 13th using the cannabis plant to connect with your innermost feelings.

LEO

Your leadership is needed, Leo. The sun moves through your 6th house of work and daily routines for the first three weeks of January, bringing you greater respect and recognition at work. Don’t blow your own trumpet, but accept the praise coming your way, continue to keep up the good effort, and stay committed to the routines that make you successful. When the sun trines Jupiter on the 30th, it’s time to take a chance in your love life. This January, we suggest selecting strains that can complement your star power and feed your inspiration, such as Jack Herer or Super Silver Haze.

VIRGO

The Muse is favoring you this month, Virgo. The sun is in your 5th house of creativity and romance. Embrace your hobbies, appreciate the arts, and show the world your flirtatious side. You’re experiencing an increase in self-confidence. When Aquarius season begins, though, you’ll have to use some elbow grease at work. Don’t worry: the new moon at the end of the month is heralding change in that department, suggesting that you may be up for a promotion of some kind- or may find a more lucrative source of work entirely. You’ll most enjoy strains high in limonene that can boost your euphoric feelings and arousal, such as Wedding Cake or Do-Si-Dos, and carry you over any mid-month humps.

LIBRA

Enjoy a month of smooth sailing, Libra. January smooths over any conflicts you may have been experiencing at work, home, or relationships. The movements of Venus and Mercury are creating harmony in all areas of life. It’s rare that your innermost need for balance is reflected in the world around you, so keep the good vibes going with relaxing indica-dominant cannabis strains. Ground yourself in the present through practices like breathwork, yoga, or meditation. You can trust that right now, all is well.

SCORPIO

Is your passport renewed, Scorpio? When Mars enters your 9th house, that’s the universe’s way of telling you to take a trip. You don’t have to buy a plane ticket, but at least venture out to the next town over. The new moon at the end of January has you buzzing! You’re prepared to party, and you can expect good conversation to flow if you decide to host an event. One thing is for certain: this month is a doozy, so you’ll need to stay energized. Choose sativa-dominant, lively strains like Bruce Banner or Jack the Ripper.

SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius, you’re a money magnet thanks to the sun in your resources sector. But don’t let the abundance lead to overspending! No matter what your bank balance says, choose to be thrifty, because when Venus squares Jupiter on the 14th it will be all too easy to go over your budget. You’re naturally free-spirited, but this month you’ll need to be responsible- so stick to strains that can keep you on target. Aptly named variety Green Crack is a good choice to stay sharp. One more thing: the new moon will bless any travel plans you make for the end of the month!

CAPRICORN

It’s still your season, Capricorn! Enjoy the good luck that comes along with your solar return. Mars in Cancer is a hurdle in your path, potentially causing drama in your relationships, but you can count on your communication skills to save the day. Mercury will be in your sign for most of the month. Your mature, precise communication style will be met with a favorable reception. If things start to escalate, fall back on high-CBD cannabis products to keep your cool.

AQUARIUS

Spend on self-care, Aquarius. Venus in your house of resources encourages you to invest in your wellbeing and beauty. You may have been feeling depleted, but when the sun enters your sign on the 19th, you’ll be rejuvenated. Mercury joins the sun at the end of the month, making your conversations sparkle and giving you a boost in any potential negotiations. Your ruling planet Uranus stations direct on the 30th, blessing any major changes or self-makeovers you’ll likely be inspired to undertake. Until your season starts, we suggest you use strains that will help you rest and restore yourself, like Skywalker and Deep Sleep.

PISCES

Are you feeling especially ethereal right now, Pisces? Venus is exalted in your sign starting on the 2nd. You may be feeling romantic and creative during the entire month of January, so we recommend using strains that will inspire you like Willie Nelson or Narnia. Until Aquarius season begins, you’ll be especially popular in your social network, so say yes to invitations. Wind down at the end of the month when the sun and Mercury meet in your 12th house.